Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(916): View more from California

come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(916): come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too. http://tfl.nu/xgxr

Replies (8) Good night (4122) Bad night (809)
Favorite
(773): View more from Illinois

it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"

(708): View more from Illinois

I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.

(773): View more from Illinois

don't worry... so do I

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(773): it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man" (708) I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights. (773) don't worry... so do I http://tfl.nu/9jx5

Replies (24) Good night (601) Bad night (3963)
Favorite
(508): View more from Massachusetts

Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(508): Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it. http://tfl.nu/eqxg

Replies (34) Good night (930) Bad night (2969)
Favorite
(260): View more from Indiana

Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.

(219): View more from Indiana

You said that last year...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(260): Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate. (219): You said that last year... http://tfl.nu/7qlf

Replies (18) Good night (1993) Bad night (5444)
Favorite
(949): View more from California

You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(949): You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5? http://tfl.nu/3tc1

Replies (15) Good night (7513) Bad night (896)
Favorite
(630): View more from Illinois

Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(630): Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches. http://tfl.nu/xanx

Replies (10) Good night (3412) Bad night (1183)
Favorite
(908): View more from New Jersey

I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(908): I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest. http://tfl.nu/fc4o

Replies (9) Good night (5257) Bad night (866)
Favorite
(714): View more from California

I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(714): I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay http://tfl.nu/rji9

Replies (4) Good night (2064) Bad night (1184)
Favorite
(317): View more from Indiana

Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(317): Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship. http://tfl.nu/wcss

Replies (8) Good night (1975) Bad night (1040)
Favorite
(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(717): I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on http://tfl.nu/s4r4

Replies (3) Good night (1710) Bad night (657)
Favorite
(347): View more from New York

I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(347): I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead http://tfl.nu/i3pk

Replies (7) Good night (1353) Bad night (585)
Favorite
(415): View more from California

Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(415): Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking? http://tfl.nu/sizi

Replies (5) Good night (1769) Bad night (680)
Favorite
(775): View more from Nevada

I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(775): I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down http://tfl.nu/2bqj

Replies (2) Good night (819) Bad night (436)
Favorite
(501): View more from Arkansas

I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(501): I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT. http://tfl.nu/wa70

Replies (2) Good night (622) Bad night (298)
Favorite
(503): View more from Oregon

I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(503): I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution. http://tfl.nu/pkk0

Replies (0) Good night (410) Bad night (207)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: