This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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