About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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