We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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