I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
A+ Viking dick
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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