You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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