we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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