We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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