I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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