Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
