she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Randomize
