One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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