pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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