What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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