dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
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She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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