Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
No stitches, just platelets and will power
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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