I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
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Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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