I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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