She's JV to your varsity
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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