hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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