Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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