I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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