I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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