found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Do you still have your period?
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Randomize
