belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
