please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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