why didn't you poke me back
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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