I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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