let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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