Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
So many bounce houses so little time
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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