It's just like the Real World with babies
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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