I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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