do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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