And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
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In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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