She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
