Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
why do cheetos always look like penises
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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