erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
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Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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