a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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