oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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