That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
