Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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