Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
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