We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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