I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I just want to make out with him forever
and you fell through a lawn chair
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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