so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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