wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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