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how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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