We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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