So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
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I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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