Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
You are the jesus of drinking
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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