if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
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