omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
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You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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