found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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