Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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