I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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