watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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