Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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