I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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