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• (914): View more from New York

  Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.

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• (585): View more from New York

  he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  im sober

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex

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• (518): View more from New York

  Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.

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