The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.