Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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