Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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